Is there any strategy to put on a “Newsom Was Proper About Every thing!” hat, however mockingly? Even when you’re an earnest fan, it’s nonetheless meant as a joke.
California’s Democratic Gov. Gavin Newsom’s political motion committee Marketing campaign for Democracy just lately launched merch that parodies President Donald Trump’s. Dubbed the “Patriot Store,” the storefront sells unserious gadgets with critical stakes.
The store options attire just like the $32 hats designed within the fashion of a Trump hat, a $20 “Newsom 2026” mug, and a two-pack of California-flag themed “Don’t Poke the Bear” stickers for $6. Newsom mentioned the shop made greater than $100,000 in a day, and that’s with leaving cash on the desk. The “bought out” $100 Bible was by no means really on the market (Trump’s, for $60, nonetheless is, nevertheless, and that appears to be the purpose), and although Newsom tweeted a picture of a “Make America Gavin Again” flag appropriate for boat parades, the flag will not be really obtainable on the positioning.
The brand new merch turns memes into fundraising by taking up the tone and content material of Newsom’s GovPressOffice account on X. In mocking Trump’s social media phrasing, sentence constructions, and capitalization by imitation, Newsom’s workplace has used the account to trick Fox News hosts into criticizing Trump’s behavior without realizing it.
As the best profile elected officers of their states, governors are inherently model ambassadors, and their jobs provide them a novel platform to construct a nationwide profile. Within the lead as much as the 2024 presidential marketing campaign, Florida’s Republican Gov. Ron DeSantis built name ID for himself as governor by tradition wars fights like his battle on Disney, and promoting merch like a Florida gator Gadsden flag that mentioned “Don’t Tread on Florida.” DeSantis’s “Make America Florida” message didn’t assist him win, however with a Florida Man within the White Home as we speak, it’s not clear campaigning on the Floridization of America was the explanation why.
Newsom now affords Californication, and with the Election Rigging Response Act, his job as Californian-in-chief has taken on new urgency. The laws, which handed the California legislature and now heads to voters, will decide whether or not the state throws out districts drawn by a nonpartisan redistricting fee for brand spanking new maps extra favorable to Democrats by 2030, and it comes after Texas redrew its maps at Trump’s request to favor Republicans.
For Newsom, this isn’t nearly constructing a model as governor, he’s constructing a bulwark in opposition to Trump that Democrats nationwide are noticing. California’s politics are once more nationalized, and Newsom is main the combat. His merch and memes could also be a joke, however in taking trolling severely, Newsom’s discovered a strategy to set off the cons and fundraise off it by holding a mirror as much as MAGA.
This story initially appeared on Yello, a Substack about design and politics.

